CHOCOLATE JOKES

You can safely have chocolate while driving.

You can have chocolate all weekend and still walk okay on Monday.

If you've got melted chocolate all over your hands, you're eating it too slowly.

Chocolate covered raisins, cherries, orange slices and strawberries all count as fruit, so eat as many as you want.

How do you get 2 pounds of chocolate home in a hot car - eat it in the car park.

If I eat equal amounts of dark chocolate and white chocolate, is that a balanced diet?

Money talks. Chocolate sings.

Chocolate has preservatives. Preservatives make you look younger.

Why is there no such organization such as Chocoholics Anonymous?  Because no one wants to quit.

Put "eat chocolate" at the top of your list of things to do today.  That way, at least you'll get one thing done.

A nice box of chocolates can provide your total daily intake of calories in one go.  Isn't that handy?

If you can't eat all your chocolate, it will keep in the freezer. If you can't eat all  your chocolate, what's wrong with you?

If not for chocolate, there would be no need for control top pantyhose. An entire garment industry would be devastated.  You can't let that happen, can you?

Once there were two chocolate bunnys and one had his ear bitten off. One said "Happy Easter!" What did the other one say?  Answer - Huh?

An old man and a young man worked in office next to each other.  The young man had noticed that the older man always seemed to have a jar of peanuts on his desk.  The young man loved peanuts. One day while the older man was away from his desk the young man couldn't resist and went to the old man's jar and ate over half of the peanuts.  When the old man returned the young man felt guilty and confessed to taking the peanuts.  The old man said "That's ok since I lost my teeth all I can do is lick the chocolate off the M&Ms."


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