Blueberry Jokes
 
    Three little pigs went out to dinner.   It's a very fancy restaurant, and all the little piggies are dressed in their best tuxes.  The waiter comes over and says, "Hello there, my name is Ned and I'll be your waiter tonight.   Can I start you guys with something to drink?"  The first pig orders a fine red wine, the second pig gets a gin and tonic, and the third pig orders ice water.  Ned brings the drinks back and asks for their appetizer order.  The first pig gets the calamari, the second pig gets the bruschetta, and the third pig asks for another ice water.
    After enjoying their appetizers, the pigs order the entree.  The first pig gets the NY Strip steak with mushroom sauce, a baked potato, and the vegetable of the day with a house salad and blue cheese dressing.  The second pig orders the filet of salmon with the garlic mashed potatoes, cole slaw, and a bowl of Manhattan clam chowder.  The third pig orders an ice water.
    After dinner, Ned takes the dessert order.  The first pig orders the chocolate mousse with extra whipped cream and a dollop of cinnamon, as well as a  decaf coffee.  The second pig orders a slice of the restaurant's finest blueberry pie and a Bailey's Irish coffee.  The third pig orders ice water.
    When Ned brings back the order, he is just so curious he has to ask the third pig, "Excuse me sir, but why do you keep ordering just ice water when there is all this fine food around you?"
    The third pig answers, "Well, someone has to go wee-wee-wee all the way home!"

Tongue twister... 
Bake big batches of brown blueberry bread. 

Q. What is blue and goes up and down? 
A. A blueberry in an elevator! 

Q. What is the difference between an elephant and a blueberry? 
A. They're both blue, except for the elephant.

Q: What do you get when 354 blueberries try to go through the door at the same time?
A: A blueberry jam!

Q. What do you get when you merge IBM and Apple
A. Blueberry Macs

Mr. Spock: "What is the formula for PI?"
Chekov: "Er...apple or blueberry, sir?"

A: Why do elephants wear blue shoes?
B: Why?
A: So they can hide in blueberry bushes.
B: Oh.
A: Have you ever seen an elephant in a blueberry bush?
B: Well, no.
A: Then it works!


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